BLACK. OPS. 2

WOOHOO. The night before last was CRAZY. We were first in line. Sat there for 4 hours. Got the copy, got free shit. We rushed home and...TRANZIT. Zombies DOES have a Theatre tool so believe you me..videos will be coming up on here soon...

This is us minutes before getting our copies, I'm the one in the red hat. I don't know what the hell I was doing but it looks like someone punched my eye. ANYWAYS. We get out Shirts, posters, we walk into the store...over to the counter...and the guy hands us the first game off the stack. It's perfect. Serene. Crisp. Just beautiful. We all got turns touching it. It had finally happened. We left, and rushed home as soon as humanly possible. When we got there, we opened it as neatly as possible...opened it slowly..softly places it into the xbox...and waited for it to load. And then OH MY GOD. You can tell they had some high-end people to make the storyline of the game, because the opening scene makes you want to cry. The main menu isn't interactive like the first one. It would've been fun too, but it's not really that important. They totally bring it down to basics. There are 3 buttons. Campaign. Multiplayer. And Zombies. Both Zombies and Multiplayer are equipped with CODcasting. And Zombies allowed 4 player split screen. Which isn't very high-tech but Tuesday morning it helped us all play. First thought of Zombies. Fucking bad-ass. I do think they should have used some different maps for Survival..Tranzit is a little confusing, and online, if not everyone is on board with everything, it can be a serious pain. There are a bunch of parts every where and several workbenches. Bring the parts to the work benches and you can built awesome stuff like power generators for special doors, and Zombie-Riot shields. At one point you even have to BUILD a power switch, complete with a zombie hand. I was in the middle of doing this when suddenly I was dissconnected from Xbox live which pissed the living hell out of me. The Zombies platform is on a whole world and you unlock more hemispheres as you go through Tranzit, but you have to play on Original difficulty, as Dr. Maxis says when you start up the screen. It appears that the original characters do not make a return in this game, the new characters appear to be Samatha, Some dorky nerdy hipster looking genius, a big black bearded dude who I heard saying something about being a wrestler.. and another guy who I haven't heard any quotes from at all. (UPDATE: Nevermind. More Tranzit maps are DLCs. Bullllllshiiiit.) Well. You have to build the Pack-A-Punch machine. And the new Wondergun, the Jet Gun. It's like the ThunderGun. But it sucks in zombies instead of blowing them away. Haven't made it yet. I've only made the Turbine, Gun turret, Zombie Shield and Electric trap. Tranzit has been rough for me. Doesn't confide within the same zombie rules as I used to know it. BUT. The new perk machine is SICK shit. So. You buy it. You already have Jugg, Speed, and Double Tap. 2 P.A.P.ed guns. You buy this perk called "TombStone", And it's really only good with several people....I'm actually not sure how it works solo. But, you go down. You hold X. You die, drop a 'Tombstone' power up,  you go away, but next round. You come back with ALL your guns and perks after you grab it where you died, except tombstone of course. It's only 2000 points! Hell of a deal, right? Except since you use it, the people who are left have to be good enough to finish the round so you can come back. If they aren't good enough, you may just have to be revived, sacrificing your perks. More info soon! Having a hard time getting time to play!

Midnight Release!

Tomorrow, at 9:00pm I'm heading over to my local Best Buy where me and my cousin are going to pick up our Pre-Ordered Black Ops 2 games. I'm exploding on the inside. My brain is fried. 3 Zombie modes, INSANE graphics, the new Create - A - Class system, Score Streaks, DOUBLE PACK A PUNCH...I just don't think I'll be getting ANY sleep tonight. If the CODcasting will let me stream Zombies mode, then Tuesday, 1 am, I will set up a live stream on this site. It will most likely be under my cousin's gamertag though. I will be staying at his house that night, to rock some major Zombies. That of course will be my first mode to try out. Tranzit, to be exact. I greatly enjoy the Survival, but I am certainly ready for some new blood. I'm ready for new objectives, building equipment. And after viewing some leaked videos, there are some VERY new zombies. Some are ACTUALLY scary. Zombies in Black Ops became monotonous, a circling system. I got so good I could get 7000 points within round 3. It was just systematic. But now..this will change up the game, Zombies lasted me years of entertainment, but now, this will last me FOREVER. The online has been added to the full multiplayer server, so no more leaving hosts! THANK GOD. No more pansy-ass babies leaving on round 17 for dying once with the M14. The Survival mode is just supposed to be expansions of the Trazit levels. When seeing them, they are so big, you don't even have to buy any doors to get to the box. The new "Extended Life" pack - a - punch has a car battery strapped to the top, which is what I assume causes the ability to P.A.P. multiple times. Richtofen still narrates. "It's time for a FIRE SALE!" I believe the Moon level was modern/2025 times. And after the Easter Egg, you switch lives to the new characters, which appear to be a random selection of citizens. Though it appears that Samatha returns as an adult, so I'm not sure how the timeline is..maybe she goes back in time as a girl, and grows up into that time. No idea, hopefully the Tranzit will straighten out the story. Either Way, hit me up! Tomorrow I will be on ALL. NIGHT. You know what..screw my cousin's account thing. Since there isn't any DLCs I'll sign in as myself! HIT ME THE FUCK UP! I NEED SHIT LOADS OF PEOPLE FOR GRIEF MODE! HIT. ME. UP.

Moon Easter Egg, ACCOMPLISHED!

Got a few good guys to finished the MOON easter egg with me, everybody! Played the whole game with the L9, then I p.a.ped it, and if you buy DeadShot Daiquiri, quick-scoping zombies is AWESOME. Run up, scope-shoot! Blam. Insta-Headshot. Do that...forever! The L115 Isolater has been one shot kill for me, past round 30. It's a very, very good gun. But. finished the easter egg. Got to round 36. Because I passed out. But. You know Whatever. BO2 BABY. 3 more days. You ready for this shit?

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

EVERYBODY. I HAVE SOME MAJOR SHIT RIGHT HERE. WATCH THIS VIDEO. FUCKING WATCH IT. NUKETOWN ZOMBIES. YOU CAN PACK A PUNCH THE SAME GUN SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. NERGASM. BRAINGASM. EARGASM. EVERYTHINGGASM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ezwf01cubw4

Why didn't I do that before?!?!

Sooooooooooooooo...I was playing Moon. Kicking ass. Wave gun. Lamentation. My Dad had the Ray Gun, R115 Resonator, Aug, Gersche Device. So we're circling the Bio-Dome, as always. It's my main spot because it can support zombie trains for several people. So. I have like 40,000 points. Carpenter pops up. Well. That's stupid. What to do? Make your teammate throw those Gersche devices, hack that carpenter and eat that Max Ammo up. It's 5000 points to hack..but if you have a shit-load of money, and you keep making profit every time..it's worth it. The one problem is you have to do it right away. When you hack it, it doesn't become a NEW power up. So if you hack it when it has only a few seconds left, the Max Ammo will only have a few seconds there. So get it while it's hot! Hacking Max Ammo makes Fire Sale...Which unless you have 4 people, and they're all doing terrible...there isn't really any point to it. If you have enough money to hack it, you have enough money for a gun. So. Start off on Moon. Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, uh-oh, they're fast now. Run up to the teleporter. By now you should have at least 1500 points. The first few dogs and zombies to walk up the small set of stairs are one-knife kill. So take that to your advantage, too. The teleporter takes longer than you think. And those of you Kino/Der Reise lovers, the teleport does NOT kill zombies. I've had my whole team die in it before. So, land on Moon, grab the P.E.S. and stay for about 5 rounds, knifing, shooting. Avoid throwing grenades. If you can keep from breaking the windows, it will make it easier for you OR your teammate to come back and hack the excavators later. Make as much money as possible, and then buy out of there, go down the stairs, and again, last as long as possible, then buy out through the door that has the Olympia, and keep moving. The next rooms until the power do not bode well to stay in. As soon as you get to the power, turn it on, and if the box is there, have a teammate protect you (If he/she has say an M16 or Stakeout) and get 2 somewhat good guns. You can stay here for a while, and then move onto the lab sections. While running through, take the hacker, and get out quickly. These rooms spawn gas/phase zombies if you're in them. Get to the Bio-Dome, or by Mule kick if that's your way of playing. Don't buy the door in between the teleporter and Bio-Dome until completely necessary. Circle, make money, get perks, teleport back when you have a crawler, etc, etc...then after you have a good chunk of money (or if someone else does) and good guns, keep circling, and hack power-ups for Max Ammo. At least 2 power-ups appear each round, so don't feel too obligated to hack every time if you aren't making any points. This works better with someone nearby who has a Gersche. They can throw these, enabling you to hack easily and they get them back straight away. Don't ever leave the Bio-Dome unless you only have a few crawlers left. If everyone has Quick-Revive and you stay nearby, they can save you in the blink of an eye.

I have yet to do the Moon Easter Egg, but I want to get it done before the new Black Ops comes out. . . .

New Black Ops upon us, my brothers!

In 19 days, the new game shall be here! My plans are to be there for the release. Then break every speed law known to man to get back home and play the Zombie-Fuck out of it. BUT WHAT TO PLAY? Tranzit looks fuuunn..but you gotta love the circles of the good ol' Survival mode. But Grief...? Now you don't have to be a team, fuck those guys who don't revive you! You're going to show them who's got the better zombie-ass kicking powers! (By the way guys don't get in my way during one of those games) Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. JUST RELEASE IT ALREADY. I'VE BEEN TRAINING CONSTANTLY. I HAVE GAINED YOUR APPROVAL MY MASTERS. JUST LET ME KILL MORE ZOMBIES. I've lost my mind. Just totally. By the way, got a new record on Five. And CotD. And Nacht. But Nacht is a bitch. No perks or PaP. They should remake it, with just P.A.P. That'd be the fucking bomb. Ka-Boom. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I'll be playing toniiight...hit me uppppp, ZoMbItChEs.

Waiting..

Sorry for the lack of post, my dear readers. Simply waiting for the new game! A little over a month now....come on! Come on...