Wednesday, November 28, 2012

3D Map of Tranzit

Click to enlarge. Hopefully this helps.
(UPDATE: Since this map is racking up page views, just thought I'd say this; NOT MINE. I did not make this, all credit goes to the crazy, amazing guy who made this. I don't know who did. But this is beautiful. He should make this for all Zombies maps.)

Black Ops 2 Zombies..My Review

Well everyone...I got the new Black Ops as soon as it came out, as you all know. Zombies was the first thing I played. What do I think about it? Well..here's my low-down on it.

First off, the Tranzit idea is pretty cool. The Denizens (baby huge-headed things in fog) piss me off beyond belief. But if you've got Galvaknuckles, it can make it an easy trip, if you know where you are going. The bus is a little glitchy. People can troll you and block your passage through the bus, close the doors on you, push you out, it's impossible to shoot the zombies trailing the bus from behind. The bus driver seems a little schizophrenic about places he feels like stopping, and how long he does. It's a little lame that there's only the Ray Gun being the WonderGun. The Jet Gun is REALLY  hard to build, and I haven't gotten the chance to make it...same with Pack-A-Punch. To be fair...I suck at this. I was REALLY good at zombies in the first Black Ops. But. Now. I suck. I thought I would be setting some awesome leaderboard records, but. I guess not. I think it's lame that the survival maps are just cut outs of Tranzit. OH. And Juggernog does NOTHING on Tranzit. It pisses me off so fucking bad. But.. . .Oh well. I'll still post some videos of me playing. But. I suck. I hope I get better. Hopefully the DLC's bring some new stuff. 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

BLACK. OPS. 2

WOOHOO. The night before last was CRAZY. We were first in line. Sat there for 4 hours. Got the copy, got free shit. We rushed home and...TRANZIT. Zombies DOES have a Theatre tool so believe you me..videos will be coming up on here soon...

This is us minutes before getting our copies, I'm the one in the red hat. I don't know what the hell I was doing but it looks like someone punched my eye. ANYWAYS. We get out Shirts, posters, we walk into the store...over to the counter...and the guy hands us the first game off the stack. It's perfect. Serene. Crisp. Just beautiful. We all got turns touching it. It had finally happened. We left, and rushed home as soon as humanly possible. When we got there, we opened it as neatly as possible...opened it slowly..softly places it into the xbox...and waited for it to load. And then OH MY GOD. You can tell they had some high-end people to make the storyline of the game, because the opening scene makes you want to cry. The main menu isn't interactive like the first one. It would've been fun too, but it's not really that important. They totally bring it down to basics. There are 3 buttons. Campaign. Multiplayer. And Zombies. Both Zombies and Multiplayer are equipped with CODcasting. And Zombies allowed 4 player split screen. Which isn't very high-tech but Tuesday morning it helped us all play. First thought of Zombies. Fucking bad-ass. I do think they should have used some different maps for Survival..Tranzit is a little confusing, and online, if not everyone is on board with everything, it can be a serious pain. There are a bunch of parts every where and several workbenches. Bring the parts to the work benches and you can built awesome stuff like power generators for special doors, and Zombie-Riot shields. At one point you even have to BUILD a power switch, complete with a zombie hand. I was in the middle of doing this when suddenly I was dissconnected from Xbox live which pissed the living hell out of me. The Zombies platform is on a whole world and you unlock more hemispheres as you go through Tranzit, but you have to play on Original difficulty, as Dr. Maxis says when you start up the screen. It appears that the original characters do not make a return in this game, the new characters appear to be Samatha, Some dorky nerdy hipster looking genius, a big black bearded dude who I heard saying something about being a wrestler.. and another guy who I haven't heard any quotes from at all. (UPDATE: Nevermind. More Tranzit maps are DLCs. Bullllllshiiiit.) Well. You have to build the Pack-A-Punch machine. And the new Wondergun, the Jet Gun. It's like the ThunderGun. But it sucks in zombies instead of blowing them away. Haven't made it yet. I've only made the Turbine, Gun turret, Zombie Shield and Electric trap. Tranzit has been rough for me. Doesn't confide within the same zombie rules as I used to know it. BUT. The new perk machine is SICK shit. So. You buy it. You already have Jugg, Speed, and Double Tap. 2 P.A.P.ed guns. You buy this perk called "TombStone", And it's really only good with several people....I'm actually not sure how it works solo. But, you go down. You hold X. You die, drop a 'Tombstone' power up,  you go away, but next round. You come back with ALL your guns and perks after you grab it where you died, except tombstone of course. It's only 2000 points! Hell of a deal, right? Except since you use it, the people who are left have to be good enough to finish the round so you can come back. If they aren't good enough, you may just have to be revived, sacrificing your perks. More info soon! Having a hard time getting time to play!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Midnight Release!

Tomorrow, at 9:00pm I'm heading over to my local Best Buy where me and my cousin are going to pick up our Pre-Ordered Black Ops 2 games. I'm exploding on the inside. My brain is fried. 3 Zombie modes, INSANE graphics, the new Create - A - Class system, Score Streaks, DOUBLE PACK A PUNCH...I just don't think I'll be getting ANY sleep tonight. If the CODcasting will let me stream Zombies mode, then Tuesday, 1 am, I will set up a live stream on this site. It will most likely be under my cousin's gamertag though. I will be staying at his house that night, to rock some major Zombies. That of course will be my first mode to try out. Tranzit, to be exact. I greatly enjoy the Survival, but I am certainly ready for some new blood. I'm ready for new objectives, building equipment. And after viewing some leaked videos, there are some VERY new zombies. Some are ACTUALLY scary. Zombies in Black Ops became monotonous, a circling system. I got so good I could get 7000 points within round 3. It was just systematic. But now..this will change up the game, Zombies lasted me years of entertainment, but now, this will last me FOREVER. The online has been added to the full multiplayer server, so no more leaving hosts! THANK GOD. No more pansy-ass babies leaving on round 17 for dying once with the M14. The Survival mode is just supposed to be expansions of the Trazit levels. When seeing them, they are so big, you don't even have to buy any doors to get to the box. The new "Extended Life" pack - a - punch has a car battery strapped to the top, which is what I assume causes the ability to P.A.P. multiple times. Richtofen still narrates. "It's time for a FIRE SALE!" I believe the Moon level was modern/2025 times. And after the Easter Egg, you switch lives to the new characters, which appear to be a random selection of citizens. Though it appears that Samatha returns as an adult, so I'm not sure how the timeline is..maybe she goes back in time as a girl, and grows up into that time. No idea, hopefully the Tranzit will straighten out the story. Either Way, hit me up! Tomorrow I will be on ALL. NIGHT. You know what..screw my cousin's account thing. Since there isn't any DLCs I'll sign in as myself! HIT ME THE FUCK UP! I NEED SHIT LOADS OF PEOPLE FOR GRIEF MODE! HIT. ME. UP.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Moon Easter Egg, ACCOMPLISHED!

Got a few good guys to finished the MOON easter egg with me, everybody! Played the whole game with the L9, then I p.a.ped it, and if you buy DeadShot Daiquiri, quick-scoping zombies is AWESOME. Run up, scope-shoot! Blam. Insta-Headshot. Do that...forever! The L115 Isolater has been one shot kill for me, past round 30. It's a very, very good gun. But. finished the easter egg. Got to round 36. Because I passed out. But. You know Whatever. BO2 BABY. 3 more days. You ready for this shit?

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

EVERYBODY. I HAVE SOME MAJOR SHIT RIGHT HERE. WATCH THIS VIDEO. FUCKING WATCH IT. NUKETOWN ZOMBIES. YOU CAN PACK A PUNCH THE SAME GUN SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. NERGASM. BRAINGASM. EARGASM. EVERYTHINGGASM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ezwf01cubw4